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Sample: Wedding Speech Writer

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Leo and I have been friends since second grade at St. Jude's Primary. For twenty years, I have had a front-row seat to Leo's various "visions."

When we were twelve, Leo decided he was an architect. He spent a whole summer building what he called a "luxury treehouse" in his backyard. It looked less like a luxury villa and more like a pile of scrap wood held together by hope and a few rusty nails. Predictably, the first real rainstorm hit. The entire structure folded like a card table. We spent two hours trapped under a mountain of plywood, waiting for his dad to dig us out. Leo didn't even seem upset. He just kept telling me how the drainage system needed a slight adjustment.

That is Leo. He dives in headfirst, usually without a plan, and usually with a lot of enthusiasm.

That enthusiasm almost failed him on his first date with Sarah. They went to The Rusty Anchor. Leo was so nervous he completely froze. He tried to order onion rings to look casual, but he botched the order so badly that the waiter brought him a plate of raw, sliced onions. He was too terrified to correct the waiter, so he just sat there, staring at a pile of raw onions, while Sarah watched him in total confusion.

The fact that Sarah didn't walk out of that pub immediately is the first sign that she is a saint.

Beyond the onions and the collapsed houses, there is the music. If you've spent more than ten minutes with Leo, you know about the vintage synthesizers. You know about the oscillators. You know about the voltage-controlled filters. Most of us just nod and pray for the conversation to shift. But Sarah is the only person on earth who can actually get him to stop talking about gear. She does it with a single look. It is a superpower.

On a serious note, seeing the two of you together has changed how I see my best friend. Leo, you've always had the big ideas, but Sarah, you are the one who makes them work. You bring out a steadiness in him that I didn't know existed. You make him a better man, and you make him a much happier one.

Please stand and raise your glasses.

To Leo and Sarah. May your home be sturdier than that treehouse, and may your dinner parties be forever free of raw onions. To the happy couple.

Delivery Tips

The "Onion" Beat: After you mention the plate of raw onions, stop talking for three full seconds. Let the image sink in and let the guests laugh before you move to the "saint" line.
Eye Contact: Look at the guests for the jokes, but look directly at Leo and Sarah for the paragraph starting with "On a serious note."
Pacing: Read slower than you think you need to. If people laugh, wait for the noise to die down before starting the next sentence.

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